This puppy is what my soul is missing. Give it to me.
I’ve just discovered that my favorite external vibrator in the whole world, the YoOo by Fun Factory, has been discontinued. I has a sad.
I’ll be reviewing these undies for the blog, but first I need someone to take nicer pictures.
Hand sanitizer totally smells like cheap vodka, right? I’m not being crazy?
Look! I cooked this thing! It was yum! (You don’t understand, this is a really big deal for me.) #kitchenimpared