LOL remember these fuckers? #Brooklyn #garbage
There was a time when I thought I had my jealousy under control.
I won’t deny that I am, by nature, a pretty jealous person, and I am most definitely not proud of it. But once I became a sex educator, and read all of the relevant literatureon the matter, I got better at locating the source of my jealousy and learned how to properly process my feelings, or otherwise remove myself from the…
You know you’re sleep-deprived when you doze off on the subway while reading about fisting.
I just did the Cha Cha Slide in nothing but a rainbow jock strap and remembered how awesome my life is.
I WANT TO MASSAGE MY FEET BUT ALL OF MY VIBRATORS ARE DEAD.