Posted 1 day ago

LOL remember these fuckers? #Brooklyn #garbage

Posted 1 day ago

Revenge of the Green-Eyed Monster

Revenge of the Green-Eyed Monster

There was a time when I thought I had my jealousy under control.

I won’t deny that I am, by nature, a pretty jealous person, and I am most definitely not proud of it. But once I became a sex educator, and read all of the relevant literatureon the matter, I got better at locating the source of my jealousy and learned how to properly process my feelings, or otherwise remove myself from the…

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Posted 2 days ago

not to offend anyone here but, im beautiful and anyone would be lucky to have me

(Source: supremelaxbro)

Posted 2 days ago

Well this went on. #cute #Scruff

Posted 2 days ago

You know you’re sleep-deprived when you doze off on the subway while reading about fisting.

Posted 4 days ago

spacetea:

pheromonerain:

Just wait for it.

fuck

#daymaker

(Source: noneuclidean)

Posted 5 days ago

I just did the Cha Cha Slide in nothing but a rainbow jock strap and remembered how awesome my life is.

Posted 5 days ago

Smoothie victory! Peanut butter + banana = yum!

Posted 6 days ago

I WANT TO MASSAGE MY FEET BUT ALL OF MY VIBRATORS ARE DEAD.