Posted 1 day ago

This puppy is what my soul is missing. Give it to me.

(Source: decisivo)

Posted 1 day ago

16 ways to talk about consent

transcending-anatomy:

thesexosaurus:

1. “Do you like when I…?”
2. “I like when you…”
3. “Will you…?”
4. “How does this feel?”
5. “Do you want me to…?”
6. “Do you want to…?”
7. “Is there anything you want to try?”
8. “Show me what you like.”
9. “Do you want to go further?”

(Source: 16-secrets)

Posted 1 day ago
I’ve just discovered that my favorite external vibrator in the whole world, the YoOo by Fun Factory, has been discontinued. I has a sad.
R.I.P.

I’ve just discovered that my favorite external vibrator in the whole world, the YoOo by Fun Factory, has been discontinued. I has a sad.

R.I.P.

Posted 1 day ago

I’ll be reviewing these undies for the blog, but first I need someone to take nicer pictures.

Posted 2 days ago

UGH. FEELINGS. Amiright?

Posted 3 days ago

Hand sanitizer totally smells like cheap vodka, right? I’m not being crazy?

Posted 5 days ago
selenerpatrol:

my destination is wherever this bus is going

selenerpatrol:

my destination is wherever this bus is going

(Source: animalsthatdopeoplethings)

Posted 5 days ago
‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.
And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it (via pax-caelestis)

(Source: emilys-nostalgia)

Posted 5 days ago

Look! I cooked this thing! It was yum! (You don’t understand, this is a really big deal for me.) #kitchenimpared

Posted 5 days ago

Everybody remembers the scene in the “Livin’ La Vida Loca” video where the girl pours hot wax on Ricky’s chest, right? I can’t find a version of the video that shows it and I want to make sure I didn’t dream it.